Wing-Nut Strikes Back

Hey, remember this guy, our June 2 Wing Nut of the Week?

Apparently when he said the church needs "more than moral values, it needs customer value," what he meant was "great deals on meth and gay hookers."

Or, well, he's still denying that he had sex with the gay hooker. He only got a massage. And bought some drugs. Which he didn't take! He threw them right away! Pinky swear!