9.19.2007

SWM Looking for BBoW

Via Gawker, a link to a long, initially vituperative, somewhat interesting, and ultimately frustrating article attacking "Brooklyn Books of Wonder" written by Eggers, Krauss, Foer, Sebold, etc. Sample quote:

Not that everything that touches the splendid borough is piffle. Besides BBoWs, Brooklyn has given birth to books ranging from Hubert Selby’s morbid noir Last Exit to Brooklyn to Neil Gordon’s garrotte-tight thriller The Gunrunner’s Daughter. Jonathan Lethem provides a case in point because his imagination is deeply anchored in Brooklyn and he writes of adolescence, especially orphaned adolescence in Motherless Brooklyn, and his narratives are peppered with references to popular culture. However, all of this makes for a mimetic re-creation of genuine experience that he knew as a child on Dean Street rather than as a childish adult on Dean Street. Moreover, Lethem doesn’t pull punches. On the second page of The Fortress of Solitude, a kitten is accidentally killed while the protagonist’s mother smokes cigarettes. Unless it’s Mr. Harvey in The Lovely Bones, no one smokes in BBoWs. They’d as soon smoke as fail to recycle. Also, a daring flight at the end crashes. Perhaps Lethem is striving for wonder, but he’s too smart to let it carry him away. He has, however, been carried away by his imitators. The BBoW authors have adopted Lethem as a surrogate father, and he ought to disinherit them.


He has some interesting things to say, but I take issue with his casual misuse of "wonder." Aristotole believed that wonder motivated all seekers of knowledge, and a guy as seemingly astute as this fellow claims to be ought to have found a better word. Like "fascination" or something along those lines.

9.14.2007

Quotes From Entertainment Weekly's Fall TV Preview Issue That Perfectly Capture What's Wrong With TV

"This is a very dude-like comedy that fits very well with Two and a Half Men."
--Josh Goldsmith, exec producer, 'Til Death

"We have a steroids arc. But our spin on it: Jason Pitts, he's cheap. He's on generic steroids! Then Jason's wife Kelly has the upper hand, so that's where the comedy comes from in that."
--Mara Brock Akil, creator, The Game

"We're bringing light and awareness to this city two years later, after America, the government and the news have gotten off Katrina."
--Cole Hauser, star, K-ville

"All I remember is: New Orleans cop show."
--Jonathan Lisco, exec producer, K-Ville, recalling the pitch meeting for the show

"We have an episode based on Brad Garrett's real life. He's super-tall but very bad at basketball. So we're going to do a coming-out episode where he has to admit to the world that he's very tall but can't play ball."
--Josh Goldsmith, exec producer, 'Til Death

"For the second season, we're going to stick with nuts and bolts relationship things. Adam and Jennifer will make a sex tape and learn the fantasy in your head is better than the reality. Jeff is going to have a snoring problem that causes a lot of conflict."
--Tom Hertz, exec producer, Rules of Engagement

"I'm the guy who knows the lyrics to a lot of songs, so I created a game show that's Who Wants to be a Millionaire meets American Idol: people sing a song and all of a sudden the music stops, the words disappear. Do you know the next line? That's it."
--Jeff Apploff, creator, Don't Forget the Lyrics!

"We want to be a family show -- and then surround that with fish out of water stories and animal stories."
--Michael Rauch, creator, Life is Wild

"We're adding a couple new characters. One is a university student who's also a blogger. He's doing a kind of Grandview Drudge Report, and he'll come into conflict with Melinda."
--John Gray, exec producer, Ghost Whisperer

"It started in a really true place -- it wasn't just how to make a TV show that could sell auto insurance."
--Josh Gordon, exec producer, Cavemen

My Kind of Woman


Shakira is taking time out of her demanding schedule of "Being Sexy All the Damn Time" to edumacate herself. Her class of choice: Ancient Western Civilization."

God, I love this woman.

9.13.2007

Dude, Just Say Yes, THEN Weasel Out!

I'm sure some of this has to be staged, the reactions seem too perfect for the moment, but at the same time, you have to appreciate a good prank war. (via CNNSI.com, Deadspin, etc.)



The rest of the prank war can be found here:

9.12.2007

What I Learned from Britney

By this time, Britney Spears' big comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards has been pretty well covered by every media outlet in the world. I'm actually feeling kind of sorry for her, and I wouldn't have thought that was possible a week ago, so I won't reiterate all the negative stuff, other than to say that I'm really struck by how much she resembled Anna Nicole Smith on Sunday night. There was that same glossy, half-there, "kind of amused at my own ineptitude and kind of horrified and kind of trying but kind of not, and when can I pop another fucking Oxycontin and forget about the whole thing" vibe.

The revelation for me is how much work it must take to choreograph one of those incredibly lame, lip-syched, song and dance numbers that I absolutely hate. I really think this bullshit has ruined music (along with a whole lot of other stuff, of course). The thing is, the vast majority of people don't really care whether you can actually sing or play an instrument or write a song. The basic qualifications for pop stardom -- and let's remember that John Lennon was a pop star, Mick Jagger was a pop star, James Brown was a pop star, etc -- have nothing to do with music, and more to do with your ability to look good and dance okay and do both of them well enough that some megacorporation will pay Timbaland or the Neptunes to make a song with your manipulated voice on it. This is the machinery that made Fergie a star, and turned Nellie Furtado from an interesting pop singer into a dead-eyed, booty-shaking hand puppet.

So I always thought this little booty shaking routine was total bullshit, the retarded cousin of the rock video. But Britney's performance on Sunday is exhibit A in the argument that there is some talent, or at least hard work, involved in all this pop stardom. Apparently, if you show up wasted and out of shape and then you spend all your time making out with Criss Angel, you can't even fake the fakey fake. I still find this fake song and dance thing incredibly lame, but at least now I can appreciate that some work goes into the whole routine.

Let me also be the first to nominate Britney for Super Bowl Halftime Show. If we're going to have a super lame fake song and dance number, let's at least have one that, for whatever reason, is compelling and entertaining.

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9.05.2007

Jack Bauer is the Lorax

From the New Republic, Simpson's writer Daniel Chun takes a shot at a more liberal script for 24:


JANIS GOLD
Our source tells us that the terrorists' plan is blow up Broward Dam. This would create mass flooding, cut power to the entire state, and destroy the habitat of the tidewater goby.

JACK BAUER
Dammit! Without that goby, what will our local heron population eat?

JANIS GOLD
Try not to think about that.

JACK BAUER
I can't help it! Every link in the food chain matters!

Check it out.

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