tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post5715360862100442989..comments2023-11-02T06:18:34.712-04:00Comments on Barrelhouse: Barrelhouse Invitational: What the fuck is this fucking thing?davehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04527832503422492424noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-60113610602970850892008-03-27T14:03:00.000-04:002008-03-27T14:03:00.000-04:00This thing is clearly the empty husk of a Mummer, ...This thing is clearly the empty husk of a Mummer, raped and sucked dry by vampire aliens and left as a warning to the rest of us. The vampire aliens are here, people, and it's not just Mummers they're looking for. Mummers first, yes, but not just. Watch your backs.davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18266992052159691391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-67282053979540074662008-03-26T15:49:00.000-04:002008-03-26T15:49:00.000-04:00I wouldn't say "happy."Satisfied, yes.I wouldn't say "happy."<BR/><BR/>Satisfied, yes.Mike Ingramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00464498268771650097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-5271513514893316142008-03-26T15:03:00.000-04:002008-03-26T15:03:00.000-04:00It's a dog sniffing the butt of a passed out, poss...It's a dog sniffing the butt of a passed out, possibly dead, very possibly plunger sodomized Easter Bunny. Happy now, Mike?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-60632215987325861362008-03-26T15:00:00.000-04:002008-03-26T15:00:00.000-04:00Looks like an alien from Planet Out of Focus Pink....Looks like an alien from Planet Out of Focus Pink.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-63645230991322742352008-03-26T08:05:00.000-04:002008-03-26T08:05:00.000-04:00The dog head theory is just implausible -- that th...The dog head theory is just implausible -- that thing looks as much like a dog's head as it does a bowl of oatmeal, a ball of rubberbands, or stuffed panda bear. And it raises the question -- how did the dog make its lonesome way to the bench to take up this particular affair?cmqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17454629096368985815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-7869051795995047632008-03-25T23:56:00.000-04:002008-03-25T23:56:00.000-04:00You're saying this thing:(dog head)is NOT a dog's ...You're saying this thing:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/missjmp/random/dogfuckingthing.jpg" REL="nofollow">(dog head)</A><BR/><BR/>is NOT a dog's head?JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07007154072022713150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-17708751673558552382008-03-25T22:49:00.000-04:002008-03-25T22:49:00.000-04:00a) I'm not sure that's a dog (it may, in fact, jus...a) I'm not sure that's a dog (it may, in fact, just be part of the thing).<BR/><BR/>b) the rest of you people don't have any guesses? Really? I've got to say, I was pretty much counting on Pease to solve this mystery.Mike Ingramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00464498268771650097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-68467510692771420992008-03-25T08:45:00.000-04:002008-03-25T08:45:00.000-04:00Theories (yeah, I'm cheating with more than one an...Theories (yeah, I'm cheating with more than one answer -- what are you gonna do about it?):<BR/>1) voodoo doll (watch the f*ck out)<BR/>2) shrunken body missing its head<BR/>3) mummy<BR/>4) child's art project on the importance of recycling and the tragic waste that is the plastic bag<BR/>5) a viral marketing scheme designed to get Essene free ad space on the Barrelhouse blog (mission cmqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17454629096368985815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13727233.post-44769092118216560612008-03-24T22:17:00.000-04:002008-03-24T22:17:00.000-04:00Whatever it is, there's a dog humping it. Thusly,...Whatever it is, there's a dog humping it. Thusly, my guess is that it's Heidi Montag. <BR/><BR/>In a snowsuit. <BR/><BR/>Drunk.<BR/><BR/>And dead.JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07007154072022713150noreply@blogger.com