50 Bad Fantasy Football Team Names

Like it or not, its fantasy football time again. As a public service, we provide the following suggestions for bad fantasy football team names:

• Foppish Dandies
• The Kittens
• The Sex Offenders
• Ken Loves Barbie
• The Fragile Ecosystems
• Pubes
• Spirit Fingers
• Jazzhands
• Nipple Clamps
• The Fluffy Bunnies
• Fancypants
• You Got Served
• The Personal Injury Lawyers
• The Lovely Blouses
• The Wedding Planners
• The Very Special Episodes
• Vienna Boys Choir
• The Labradoodle Gang
• Mr. [insert name here]'s Neighborhood
• The Tighty Whiteys
• The Administrative Assistants
• The Slingback Mules
• The Gentle Taxidermists
• Emotional Roller Coaster
• The Nurses (so bad it's almost good: The Nizzurses)
• Man Whores
• Fiona Apple
• The Kinky Temps
• The Panties
• Donna Martin Graduates
• Power Puff Boyz
• Center Stage
• [insert age here] and loving it!
• The Fendi Bags
• The Uppity Sommeliers
• The Banana Slings
• Backstreet Boys
• The Uptight WASPs
• The Flight Attendants
• The Sullen Barristas
• The Flouncey Skirts
• The Dysfunctional Erections
• The Black, Tarry Stools
• Oprah's Army
• Culture Club
• Dr. Tongue
• Public Urination
• The Jolly Good Fellows
• The Sassy Waitresses
• The Old Souls
• Teddy Bears