8.26.2005

50 Bad Fantasy Football Team Names

Like it or not, its fantasy football time again. As a public service, we provide the following suggestions for bad fantasy football team names:

  • Foppish Dandies
  • The Kittens
  • The Sex Offenders
  • Ken Loves Barbie
  • The Fragile Ecosystems
  • Pubes
  • Spirit Fingers
  • Jazzhands
  • Nipple Clamps
  • The Fluffy Bunnies
  • Fancypants
  • You Got Served
  • The Personal Injury Lawyers
  • The Lovely Blouses
  • The Wedding Planners
  • The Very Special Episodes
  • Vienna Boys Choir
  • The Labradoodle Gang
  • Mr. [insert name here]'s Neighborhood
  • The Tighty Whiteys
  • The Administrative Assistants
  • The Slingback Mules
  • The Gentle Taxidermists
  • Emotional Roller Coaster
  • The Nurses (so bad it's almost good: The Nizzurses)
  • Man Whores
  • Fiona Apple
  • The Kinky Temps
  • The Panties
  • Donna Martin Graduates
  • Power Puff Boyz
  • Center Stage
  • [insert age here] and loving it!
  • The Fendi Bags
  • The Uppity Sommeliers
  • The Banana Slings
  • Backstreet Boys
  • The Uptight WASPs
  • The Flight Attendants
  • The Sullen Barristas
  • The Flouncey Skirts
  • The Dysfunctional Erections
  • The Black, Tarry Stools
  • Oprah's Army
  • Culture Club
  • Dr. Tongue
  • Public Urination
  • The Jolly Good Fellows
  • The Sassy Waitresses
  • The Old Souls
  • Teddy Bears

6 comments:

aaron said...

Damn! I was going to take Fancypants.

Pete said...

And a great one: Hunka Hunka Burnin' Swayze.

TMC said...

I'm loving my team name this year:

The Greased-up Deaf Guys.


If you don't watch family guy, you don't get it.
But my team logo is awesome too, as I found a picture of the Greased-up Deaf Guy breaking a tackle attempt by Peter.

Sometimes, I have more fun coming up with the team name and logo than I do with participating in the leagues.

Well, that's not true, but still...

dave said...

Best team name in my league this year: Jew Tang Clan, from my friend Jake.

I love Hunka Hunka Burning Swayze and fully expect it to be used by somebody soon.

Kistulentz said...

Deaf Pedestrians in one league, Blind Pedestrians in another. Both based on signs on Michigan Avenue NE near Catholic University that I mysteriously acquired somehow back in 1985.

And isn't it interesting how many of those team names could be band names as well.

michael said...

Creating a unique fantasy football names can be hard for others. I think these lists are the proof why they arrived on such bad names.
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