It was a luscious meal, and you were a delicious date

I really wish I'd found this in time for Valentine's Day, but better late than never. If you need help writing a love letter to that special someone, here's a template that might help.

Aside from the ridiculousness of its prose -- "The wine you selected was perfect. Sipping it from the delicate glass enhanced the taste and it warmed my body as it filled up my insides." -- the fact this template even exists kind of boggles my mind. A template for a business correspondence, sure, or a resume cover letter. Sometimes people forget whether it's "Dear Sir," or "To whom it may concern:" And I, for one, can never remember which side of the page my address goes on. But if you're the sort of person who needs a template to write a love letter ... well, then I guess you're exactly the kind of person who might include this line in said letter: "It was a luscious meal, and you were a delicious date."