The final four is set: Mr. T, Jonathan Lethem, McSweeneys, and...wait for it...Jonathan Safran Foer.
That's right. Safran Foer edged Swayze by a single vote. I don't know what kind of supermofo juju Safran Foer is working in this alternate universe we've created, but just between you and me, I don't even think that guy wears a mullet. How he beat down Swayze is beyond me. Maybe some kind of butterfly ballot situation, or maybe too many people caught Father Hood on TNT last weekend.
In any case, the final four is set, and today Mr. T takes on Jonathan Lethem.
Keep in mind that in the past Mr. T has defeated such foes as AC/DC, John Wilkes Booth, Christopher Moltisanti from the Sopranos, and Harry Potter.
Quit your jibber jabber, fool, and get on over there to vote.
3.31.2006
Swayze Falls, Final Four Set, Lethem Battles Mr. T
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If you can watch this video of Mr. T. and still vote against him, I'll be speechless.
Fuck George Mason. Swayze going down? Now THAT's March Madness, people!
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