Todays matchup: Patrick Swayze vs. Safran Foer.
I don't want to editorialize too much here, so I'll just leave you with a few phrases to jog your memory: let's go with "zen surfer bank robber" or "world famous bouncer" matched up with "pretty flowing mullet" and "complete and total lack of irony." That should do the trick.
Yesterday the McSweeneys collective smacked down Franzen pretty well, earning a bid in the final four along with Mr. T and Jonathan Lethem.
Today's match will round out the final four. Get on over there and do the right thing.
3.30.2006
Swayze vs. Safran Foer
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I have seen the future, and it does not involve Safran Foer.
Ooh, that would have been a good one. I wish we could get the contestants to actually fight. Of course that wouldn't really be fair -- effete novelists wouldn't stand a chance against Patrick's Swayze's patented brand of dance-fighting.
Except for Joyce Carol Oates. I hear she can throw down.
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