If we ever decide we need a legitimate business as a front for our illegal drug literary journal activities, might I suggest we open a franchise of the KISS Coffeehouse?
See, it's like a regular coffeehouse, but totally rocked out. Like, instead of an Iced Macchiato, you can get an Iced Rockiato. Instead of Cappucino, they have Rockucino. You get the idea. Also, for some reason, they have cotton candy and deep-fried Twinkies. Rawk!
So far, it seems the only location is in Myrtle Beach. Which, if you think about it, is pretty much the perfect location for a KISS coffeehouse.
According to their marketing material, the coffeehouse offers "coffee with attitude."
"KISS Coffeehouse is a stimulating environment to drink a stimulating beverage. No curling up with a nice book or contemplating interpersonal relationships here! It's a place to celebrate life, have fun and experience the hottest band in the world - KISS."
5.10.2006
Coffee With Attitude
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Think of it as a place for all the metal heads who have now become recovering alcoholics -- that's the image I'm getting. . .
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