More Proof that it's Mr. T's World

...and we are just fools that he pities in it. Fresh on the heels of his dramatic victory in the Barrelhouse March Madness Pop Icon vs. Writer Tournament comes this news that Mr. T is finally getting a reality show.

What took so long?

Apparently, the show will be on TV Land and will feature T as a "Dr. Phil style help guru." Okay, that's fine. And maybe this can set the stage for what America really wants to see: T against that puffy pussy Phil in a celebrity cage match, fool-pitying, quit yo jibber jabbering battle to the death.

Thanks Backwards City for the link.