9.05.2007

Jack Bauer is the Lorax

From the New Republic, Simpson's writer Daniel Chun takes a shot at a more liberal script for 24:


JANIS GOLD
Our source tells us that the terrorists' plan is blow up Broward Dam. This would create mass flooding, cut power to the entire state, and destroy the habitat of the tidewater goby.

JACK BAUER
Dammit! Without that goby, what will our local heron population eat?

JANIS GOLD
Try not to think about that.

JACK BAUER
I can't help it! Every link in the food chain matters!

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1 comment:

aaron said...

that is darn tootin funny.