From the New Republic, Simpson's writer Daniel Chun takes a shot at a more liberal script for 24:
Our source tells us that the terrorists' plan is blow up Broward Dam. This would create mass flooding, cut power to the entire state, and destroy the habitat of the tidewater goby.
Dammit! Without that goby, what will our local heron population eat?
Try not to think about that.
I can't help it! Every link in the food chain matters!
Check it out.