Colette!

This young lady is Colette, the newest addition to Team Barrelhouse. She is the proud owner of a Santana Moss jersey (no, I'm not kidding--it was a Father's Day gift), and was born at 6:54 pm, or right at the end of happy hour, on Saturday night, December 8.

She shares her birthday with, among others, Sammy Davis Jr., Ann Coulter and the Lizard King himself.

I also read somewhere recently that conservatives average more children per family than liberals. So I am doing my part to help us catch up. I challenge you, Team Barrelhouse. Procreate.