Zoinks!

Maybe I've just been watching too much Scooby Doo lately, but am I the only one who thinks it's a serious possibility that the 1972 Miami Dolphins hijacked the present-day New England Patriots in the tunnel just outside the locker room last night, knocked them all on their heads with anvils and/or toasters, stole their uniforms, then waddled out onto the field where they were just barely bested by Eli Manning and the rest of the New York Football Giants?

Think about it, people. Is it really so crazy?

If only a van full of mystery-solving scamps had made it to the stadium in time, they could have pulled off Tom Brady's mask to reveal the withered, snarling face of Bob Griese.

"And I would've gotten away with it, too -- if it weren't for you meddling kids!"