It's the End of the World as We Know It, and I Feel Fine!

I have it on good, albeit only temporal, authority, that this Dr. Robert Hickman, Ms.D, was able to quit his day job because of his lucrative side practice in, well, let him tell you:

Rev. Bob Hickman uses his gifts of Clairvoyance, Clairaudience, Clairsentience, and Trance to bring to clients messages from the World of Spirit, also commonly known as the "Other Side."

Working with his trusty Spirit Guide, Fletcher, he will bring to you this "Other Side" perspective to help you find direction and solace on your journey through this life.

What is an Ms.D, btw? Does it have anything to do with Sunny D? Yes, I think it does.

And he's even on YouTube!


Mike said...

But if he were really clairvoyant, wouldn't his spirit guide tell him the truth about that haircut?

jill alexander essbaum said...

Master of Science in Douche-ology.

JP said...

Actually, douchebagottry is an ART, not a science.

dave said...

Actually, douchebaggery is more of an artisan craft kind of thing. In my high school, those who didn't have the natural douchebaggery skills went to a vocational technical douche program where they learned douchebaggery, along with welding, cosmetology, and the lesser known assholetological engineering. Good times.

JP said...

Wow, Dave. You're like the premier douchebag career counselor in the country. And you must be doing a kickass jobs, because there are experts in douchebagginess everywhere I do.

(PS - At this point everyone who's commented has named the practice and study of the douchebag differently. I wonder if we should get a consensus--douchebaggery vs. douchebaggotry, etc.--or we should just keep coming up with them....)