Breaking: Heidi Montag still retarded, alive

So apparently Heidi Montag is voting for John McCain. Which is news because ... well, because, see, Heidi is, well ... ah, fuck it. I got nothin'.


dave said...

This really cements my position on the election: I'm voting for Brody Jenner.

JP said...

Wow. That sucks because I'm voting for Heidi Montag. Maybe she'll take McCain on as her VP.