Hey, What Ever Happened to The Least Talented Queer Eye Guy?

Oh, you mean Jai Rodriquez, the "culture" guru most notable for his awesome first name spelling and ability to, um, well, yeah. Well, he's the new host of "Groomer Has It," a new Animal Planet show that plops the Top Chef/Top Model framework down onto -- yes, you have it, dog grooming.

Check out the trailer for the show. You won't regret it. It's a pitch-perfect parody of a reality show, with all the fake tension and outlandish drama (for instance, the guy who is crying and blubbering, "it just wasn't a lot of time to groom a dog that big..."). Except it's not a parody.