For reasons not entirely pertinent, I spent the evening thinking about the RUSH song "The Trees" and I came to the conclusion that it's just about the gayest song ever. And by gay I don't mean homosexual, which would likely mean it was a good song. No, no. The gay whereof I speak is that 4th grade playground use of the word gay, which roughly translates into "fucking dumb."
Who gives a rat's ass if the maples demand equal rights? Is that some sort of Canadian dig against the good ole USA? And why should the maples have equal rights in any case? Everyone knows that birches are where it's at, bitches. Even Bobbie Frost knew that much.
So I'm wondering. What other dumb-ass dumb songs can we mock? (And oh yes, we shall mock them and mock them in the ass, I tell you!)
posted by jill alexander essbaum at 12:49 AM