They call it football, we call it soccer

It's shit like this that makes me love the British: Family of faggot fans fly the flag

See, in Great Britain a faggot is a kind of meatball, whereas in the U.S. a faggot is a ... well, I guess a different kind of meatball? 

Hey oh!

Seriously, there's really no joke I can make about this. The faggot-loving family's name is Doody. And the nation's number-one producer of the Doodys' favorite delicacy is called Mr. Brain's Faggots.

Family matriarch Fred Doody remarked: "The great British faggot is full of flavour, and a great belly warmer at this time of year."