Remember all those angry honky ladies, the bitters that Obama made fun of, with their guns and their religion and their inability to stomach the idea of a Negro in charge of the United States of America? Well, one of them learned html -- okay, barely -- and created this completely awesome website to tell the world they're all voting for John McCain because he's exactly like Hillary Clinton, in the sense that neither of them is a terrorist Muslim Negroid hell-bent on enslaving the white race (come on, you know he's totally gonna do it!)
Jenna Bush having just been married wanted to know everything about being pregnant. Having read many books on the subject she decided to go to a doctor to get sound medical advice. Worried about the pressures of being in a presidential family, she hesitantly asked the doctor, “What if my baby was female, do you think she could become president?”
To which the doctor replied, “Of course in this day and age, look at Hillary Clinton!”
Then she asked, “What if my baby was black, could that child become president?”
To which the doctor replied, “Of course in this day and age, need you be reminded of Barack Obama?”
At that point, Jenna felt the doctor was just telling her what she wanted to hear, so she asked a rather obvious question. “What if my baby was a white male?”
The doctor laughed but offered no response and turned as if he were going to leave the room.
“Please, I need your opinion!” pleaded Jenna.
To which Dr. Paul replied, “Jenna, many white males have been president. However, your father probably should have been aborted.”