We're not saying anyone will get naked, but you never know.

This Saturday, from 8-10 p.m., we will celebrate the release of Barrelhouse #2 in the only way we know how: with ample amounts of fiction, booze and barrelhousing.

Here is the information that you should punch into your cell, Palm, or Blackberry right now:

Barrelhouse #2 Release party

Saturday Jan 7, 2006
8:00-10:00 PM
Asylum, 2471 18th Street, NW (Adams Morgan)

$5 cover (all proceeds go to Barrelhouse)

Starting at 8:30, the editors will be reading a few selections from the new issue. Dont' worry. You'll not only like the stuff, but it will be material absolutely appropriate for reading in a bar.

That's just how we roll.

Also, you can participate in the first annual Barrelhouse pop culture quiz and win an original airbrushed caricature of Patrick Swayze, a Mr. T in Your Pocket, or original photography featured in Barrelhouse #2.

Now be honest. Who else would offer you an airbrushed Swayze? A Mr. T In Your Pocket? Come'on. Tell us. Who would do it?

That's right.

Nobody.

You can get more info here: http://www.barrelhousemag.com/launch2.html