11.08.2006

K-Fed May Be on His Way to the Poorhouse, but His Kick-Game is Ridiculous

In all the election news last night you might have caught this insistent scroll just below the chattering heads of Chris Mathews and Keith Olbermann: Britney Spears files for Divorce from Dancer/Rapper Kevin Federline.

As bad a week as its been for the Republicans, it may have been a worse one for your boy Federline. And "rapper/dancer?" Who says MSNBC has no sense of humor.

I haven't had the pleasure of listening to that album yet, but believe me, I will. In the meantime, Salon has this fantastic and well-timed interview with the spectacularly self-deluded Mr. Federline.

If Borat shows us anything, it's that the best way to expose a shallow, stupid, pompous dickhead is to just ask them questions and let them talk. They will do all the work for you. And so let me share my favorite little exchange with K-Fed, for the rest of all y'all haters:

Federline:...I look past all the other stuff. I don't care about your money. I don't care about your fame. I don't care about any of that.

Salon: The watch you're wearing is worth more money than I've made in the last five years.

Federline: That's my baby. Whenever I made some money that's the first thing I went and bought.

Salon:
So there are certain aspects of the lifestyle you probably enjoy.

Federline: Of course, of course. I have my fetishes like everybody else does. My shoes -- my kick game is ridiculous.

Salon: How many shoes do you have?

Federline: Probably like 80 to 100 pairs. My watch game is ridiculous -- just jewelry in general. It's an investment. I bought this [points to his watch], and it's already gone up in value. All the jewelry I'm wearing has already gone up in value.

Salon: You're not planning on selling it anytime soon are you?

Federline: Hell no. I ain't getting rid of it. I'm going to go out and get some more...

Good luck with that, douche bag. Good luck with that.

2 comments:

Mike Ingram said...

That's awesome.

What a giant, giant, waste-of-space douche.

I hope someone gets hidden camera footage at the pawn shop when he's selling all that bling.

TMC said...

kevin's explanation for his album's awful sales (it's something like 5,000th on Amazon's best seller list):

"If people didn't know who I was, a couple of the records that I've thrown out would've probably blown up huge by now. It would've just come out of nowhere -- people wouldn't know what to expect."