1.25.2008

Pop Quiz: Household Safety Edition

Okay, so you walk into a room and find an acquaintance naked and not moving and very possibly dead.

Quick: what do you do?

You call Mary Kate Olson, of course.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised no one called Tom Cruise.

Mike Ingram said...

I can think of one thing, but if I typed it here Carol would probably call off the wedding.

Unknown said...

Mary Kate "The Wolf" Olsen is often the first person called when celebrities need to quietly dispose of dead bodies.