Last week, we alerted you that Florida lawmakers were considering a measure that would ban Truck Nutz, the rubber testicles men hang from their bumpers to assure other motorists that they have the proper, gender-appropriate genitalia both on their trucks and inside their pants. Luckily, legislators came to their senses and failed to pass the misguided bill, which was probably sponsored by a bunch of feminists who hate America and men and want to produce terrorist babies via artificial insemination and raise them with their godless same-sex partners.
Thankfully, traditional masculinity has again won out. Phew.
Also of note, bestiality is still legal in Florida (seriously), it's now illegal to "pop a wheelie" on your motorcycle, and the state has the country's laziest motto, "In God We Trust." Really, Florida? That's the best you could do?