Last week, officials in Minnesota had to shoot a black bear who'd gotten his head stuck inside a jar, then wandered into a nearby small town's Turkey Days festival.
Most likely he got the jar stuck while foraging for food, officials said. He could breathe, but couldn't eat or drink.
"I'm sure there was high anxiety and frustration with its predicament," said Rob Naplin, some Department of Natural Resources dude.
I really don't have any particular joke to make about this.