And you thought there were no holidays between memorial day and the fourth of July. Well, you were wrong. It's 6/6/6, brother, Slayer's day.
But how to celebrate?
Luckily, our friends at NationalDayofSlayer.org have got a list of appropriate activities. Including:
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
Taking that participation to a problematic level
- Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
- Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
- Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
- Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
- Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
Well, what are you waiting for? Get on out there and celebrate!
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