Today is the National Day of Slayer

And you thought there were no holidays between memorial day and the fourth of July. Well, you were wrong. It's 6/6/6, brother, Slayer's day.

But how to celebrate?

Luckily, our friends at NationalDayofSlayer.org have got a list of appropriate activities. Including:

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

Taking that participation to a problematic level
  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

Well, what are you waiting for? Get on out there and celebrate!

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